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1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Geraint Wyn Jones

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother and fathers middle name)
Shamefully I don't know.

3.STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
nesge

4.DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)
Gray Platypus [Sounds like a gay superhero to me]

5.SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, town where you were born)
Wyn High [More like a high school to me]

6.SUPERHERO NAME:
(2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Water [You don't say?]


7.FLY NAME:
(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Gees

8.STREET NAME:
(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Choc

9. PORN NAME:
(1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Sooty High [Sexy]

10.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Nesizzle [Wazzup Bitch?]

11.YOUR IRAQUI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Enwyntnes [Exotic]

12.YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Sooty [Doesn't seem very dark]

13. STRIPPER NAME:
(name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Piss Fudge [Very German]

ON TO TAGGIN'

I'm all out. >: